Ek Naye Techer Ne Pappu Se Puchha "Is Panchi Ke Pair Dekho Aur Iska Naam Batao" Pappu: Pata Nahin Techer: Tum Fal Ho Gaye Apna Naam Batao Pappu: Mere Pair Dekho Aur Nam Batao
Kamwali Nahi I Ho Aur Bivi Pocha Laga Rahi Ho To Sala Pair Bachakar Aise Nikalna Padta Hai Jaise Naksaliyon Ne Landmine Bichha Rakha Ho Aur Galti Se Barud Fat N Jaye
Santa: Doctor Sahab Main Sidha Khadaa Rahkar Halka Sa Jhukkar Apni Baayen Pair Ko Ghutne Se Modakar Sidha Karta Hu Fir Dahine Pair Ko Ghutne Se Modakar Sidha Karta Hu Tab Meri Kamar Men Dard Hota Hai! Doctor: To Aap Aisa Karte Kyon Hain? Santa: To Men Apna Kacha Kaise Pahnu?
Ghar Mein Pocha Lag Raha Ho To Pair Bachakar Aise Nikalna Padhta Hai Jaise, Land Mine Bicha Rakha Ho Aur Galti Se Barood Na Fat Jaye!